Just A few presidential jokes to make your day/night...
1) Why does Gloria look uncomfortable during this press con?a. Somebady asked her about her height.
b. Somebody ask her if she was related to Nora Aunor.
c. Nobody asked any questions at all.
2) Why does Gloria look like this?a. She is having an orgasm.
b. She is having an orgasm.
c. She is having an orgasm.
3) In this photo, Gloria is saying, "There is no more!". She is responding to which of the following questions?a) "Ms. President, where is our country's money?"
b) "Ms. President, is there any hope in you getting any taller?"
4) Gloria is yelling.....a. "Rexona!"
b. "Wonder woman!"
c. "I broke up with my husband, Mike!"
5) Why is Gloria closing her eyes?a. She smells something nice.
b. She smells something smelly.
c. She is asleep.
6) In this photo Gloria is...a. Scratching her neck.
b. Having difficulty breathing.
c. Suffering an epilepsy attack.
7) In this photo taken in the USA, Gloria looks pissed because,a. The paparazzis did not know who she was.
b. She is paranoid that someone might kill her.
c. She realised that she will never grow any taller.
8) In this photo, Gloria is saying, " I am....!"a. "Spiderman"
b. "Harry Potter"
c. "Giselle Bundchen"
WTFOMGDIMPLES!!!!!
Better Watch your back!
*ps. Thanks to Greenpinoy.
